Merlin Mann talks. Usually about productivity, but really what makes him Merlin Mann is his ability to run his mouth almost as fast as his brain. Merlin can be biting, sarcastic, random, surreal, genuine and pretty much always hilarious.

He tweets as @hotdogsladies and has a Tumblr blog called kung fu grippe and a podcast called Back to Work.

I thought I would immortalise some of his more succinct zingers from across his multimediasphere as image macros. Enjoy!

Previously: The wisdom of Philosoraptor