Some of the strangest videos you will ever see

WARNING: This post could be considered NSFW if, for example, a homoerotic segway chasing a roller is inappropriate viewing where you work.

Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend is the first video in this, um, genre that I remember seeing. It blew my mind.

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Knowledge is power

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When I was young my father said to me:

“Knowledge is Power….Francis Bacon”

I understood it as “Knowledge is power, France is Bacon”.

For more than a decade I wondered over the meaning of the second part and what was the surreal linkage between the two? If I said the quote to someone, “Knowledge is power, France is Bacon” they nodded knowingly. Or someone might say, “Knowledge is power” and I’d finish the quote “France is Bacon” and they wouldn’t look at me like I’d said something very odd but thoughtfully agree. I did ask a teacher what did “Knowledge is power, France is bacon” meant and got a full 10 minute explanation of the Knowledge is power bit but nothing on “France is bacon”. When I prompted further explanation by saying “France is Bacon?” in a questioning tone I just got a “yes”. at 12 I didn’t have the confidence to press it further. I just accepted it as something I’d never understand.

It wasn’t until years later I saw it written down that the penny dropped.

There, I fixed it…

HP Slate solution to "too many stickers" syndrome

HP Slate solution to "too many stickers" syndrome

Yes, dear reader, that’s a little pull-out drawer who’s only role in life is to hold and display a dizzying array of licencing and serial number data. There’s even more of this stuff on the back too.

If an Apple designer pitched this craplution to Steve Jobs, he’d rip their still-beating heart clear out of their chest.

via HP Slate has a bad solution to “too many stickers” syndrome – / HP Slate hands-on –

I don’t even know what to say about this…

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Unitarian Jihad


We are Unitarian Jihad. We are everywhere. We have not been born again, nor have we sworn a blood oath. We do not think that God cares what we read, what we eat or whom we sleep with. Brother Neutron Bomb of Serenity notes for the record that he does not have a moral code but is nevertheless a good person, and Unexalted Leader Garrote of Forgiveness stipulates that Brother Neutron Bomb of Serenity is a good person, and this is to be reflected in the minutes.

We are Unitarian Jihad, and our motto is: “Sincerity is not enough.” We have heard from enough sincere people to last a lifetime already. Just because you believe it’s true doesn’t make it true. Just because your motives are pure doesn’t mean you are not doing harm. Get a dog, or comfort someone in a nursing home, or just feed the birds in the park. Play basketball. Lighten up. The world is not out to get you, except in the sense that the world is out to get everyone.

by Jon Carroll

Hilarious, and worth reading in full. :)

(via @huwlynes)